There was blood all around.
I've killed him, though Sniffs. I've fucking killed him.
Heart hammering behind his eyes, Sniffs wiped the back of his arm against his damp forehead.
What do I do now? he thought, aghast at the scene before him.
Scanning the immediate area, Sniffs saw that there was no one else around, so he gathered what was left of his wits and walked over to the body.
Better be quick, he thought, reaching out his hands.
“SNIFFS!” The shout from came over his shoulder and almost stopped his heart. “SNIFFS YAH DEAF BASTURD. Thirs two cops at the door looking fur ye.”
Fuck!, thought Sniffs turning around. Just when I killed the fucker.
“AH’LL BE RIGHT THERE SHONA.”
Turning back to his computer and the world of Azeroth, Sniffs’ character ‘RadgeHeid the Rogue’ looted the body of the dead Troll overlord Chok’sul and then activated his Hearthstone to return to the inn in Thelsamar, and safety.
Fucking World of Warcraft man, he thought stretching his stiff neck and back. Ye cannie beat it, but it kills yer spine.
With the computer turned off Sniffs walked into the hallway to see two HUGE cops standing at his front door.
“Mr McKenzie.’ Said the largest of the two large policemen, in a fairly large voice. "Can we come in?”
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