Thursday, 8 July 2010

Sniffs McKenzie and the case of the missing ‘teenth.

“Mind ah wiz sayin’ thit efter Barry’s pairty thit wee Shona hid telt us thit someone hid lifted her weed? Aye well ah foond oot it wiz that prick Johnston. It wiz wee Billy thit telt us, he wisny grassin or nuthin likes; bit when ye nick somehin fae yer mates burd then ye git whit ye fuckin’ deserve in mah opinion. Anyhow is ah wiz sayin’, ah fired doon tae Johnston’s door likes an ah battered the daft cunt and goat wee Shona’s gear back tae hur fucking quick smart likes.

Twat hid twinty quid in eh’s wallet in aw. Anywhan wantin' a drink?”

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